How Rosy Became Mental
"Sonic! Sonic! Wait up!!!" An eight year old pink hedgehog ran behind a newly turned green hedgehog.
"What ya little brat " The green hedgehog wipped around bearing his sharp teeth, " And it's Scourge! I don't have time for you to be in my way!!! So move it!"
"No buts Rosy, move it or loose it!!!" The green hedgehog pushed her aside, once again.
"But, uh scourge . I was only wanting to help you ."
The emerald green hedgehog growled, as he yanked up the small pink hedgehog, "I said, go away! You are an annoying little bug that's buzzing in my ear and if you don't go away I'll squish you!"
"But I have the hammer ." Said Rosy innocently.
"Grr Scourge dropped the pink hedgehog, "you are a pain in the ass you know that?!?"
"Yep, they don't call me Rosy the Rascal for nothing."
The green hedgehog face palmed himself, "Go crawl up in a hole and die so you can put us out of our misery."
"I don't wanna."
"GAH!!! Look damn it, I have my mind
Hi!, Hello! My names is darkallygrudge. my real name is orange panda. im just kidding but dayum you can't blame me who wouldn't want a fine ass name like dat? |
*slaps self* ANYWAYGOSH,
I conclude of the following things.
if you wish to speak with me, consult my my secretary, don't worry she may be a octopuss but she's vegetarian ^U^'
I like...everything? except haters....i just tend to accidentally push them down a well
I have a bar. this bar is full of red liquid. that, my friends, is my temper. if the liquied goes below the blue half marker, your going down to monkey shit town, there, you will experience the loveliest cuisine consisting of bananans, crackers, monkey doodoodoo, and a whole lot of KICKYOURLESSTHANEXISTENTASSS.
(insert some clever remark and intelligent blurb here)
So now that i have no idea what to say, here is a few teenager posts
"NO, teacher, i DON'T know the answer, thats why my HAND WASN'T RAISED"
"Whenever someone calls me ugly, i get really sad, and hug them because i know life is really, really hard for the visually impaired"
ME: "Please don't notice me, please don't notice me!"
"that moment when your playing with your pen in class and it suddenly flies across the room"
Me: "crap i dropped my pencil!"
*Looks for it*
"were the hell did it go? right into ANOTHER DIMENSION GAWD"
Ahem. Hi, sir if you are on my page to insult me and be just a downright asshole,
here, no, no yeah look up to your lef- NO THATS YOUR RIGHT. YOUR LEFT
*brain cells jumping off buildings* ok yeah. there is a button with the image of this:
Hint: ITS THE BACK BUTTON.
Click it or stuff up you body hole so your stupidity doesn't spray everywhere on those who don't wish to be like